I’m just gonna let the world figure this out
What does this mean???? Help????
DYING. FUCKING DYING.
……Wait for it…….
Legend Gallon, Legend Milk, Legend Handle………..
Share a coke with a legend milk? Can of legend milk?? Coke and a big ass bottle of pink top milk????
it tok me a while but i got it
a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.
what the fuck
can we just start a movement where we go to male politicians events and we ask them sexist questions like “if you are elected who will take care of the kids” and “what designer are you wearing tonight” “do you think that your stunted and constipated male emotions will affect your decision making”
that last one tho
For EVERY person that reblogs this post, i’ll sketch you some random thing.
YES i mean every. single. one of you.
lol cuz its not like i’m gonna have to make like a thousand sketches XD
So… Can I have a sketch of my profile picture? That would be awesome cx
your icon is really cool id love to draw it
"You plagiarized a sentence in an essay? Expelled & we’ll make it hard for you to enroll into another school ever again."
"You raped and assaulted a student on campus? You can come back to school."
fuck the education system
I will never NOT reblog this.
Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.
I THOUGHT I WAS ALONE
WAIT SO THAT’S NOT WHAT IT IS
"QUICK THE COPS ARE COMING!" *everyone frantically tries to collapse their trestle tables*